a. "What is the meaning of life, Yoda?" b. "Come here often?" c. "...So this man walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder..."

a. "Do you really think I used too much mousse?" b. Be aware that rabbits sometimes chew on live electrical wires. c. "I'm the president--and I'm also a customer!"

a. Yes, rabbits can be toilet-trained. b. 20 sheets to the wind! c. A movement's afoot.

a. "My name is Thumper, and I will be serving you tonight..." b. "I hope you're not the kind of guy who thinks that if you buy me dinner, I owe you something." c. "I heard this was a great place to pick up chicks."

a. "I don't need sheet music. I can play it by ear." b. "For my next song, I shall play Beethoven's Fur Elise."

a. "How's this for a real California beach bunny!" b. Sun your buns! c. Hare today, Gone to Maui!

a. "If I knew you were coming, I'd have cleaned up." b. "I hate it when it says,'Some assembly required.'" c. "Rumplestilsken made it sound so easy."

a. "Hiccup!" b. RADD--Rabbits Against Drunken Driving c. "I've been framed!"